After a dispute with his evil landlord resulted in him becoming homeless, America’s favorite bearded art-loving porn star Colby Keller decided to fulfill his dream of traveling around the country in a van, seeing America, fucking hot boys, and making videos out of it. “Colby Does America” or “the project” as he refers to it, raised nearly $50,000 dollars from a crowdfunding campaign, thanks to fans enticed by personal rewards and the chance to fund a kind of porn project very different from what the mainstream studios put out.

But the project’s also given fuel to Keller’s haters, who love to attack his “pretentious art-world aspirations” are. One need only look at the comments section from last week’s posting about the “Colby Does New York” video release, which was made as a fashion collection video for the Brooklyn designer BCALLA, to understand how divisive a figure he is to porn fans. But whether they like it or not, Keller’s probably the single most well-known porn star in the industry, with name recognition far beyond the porn world, and a career that spans 10 years. The two of us happened to be in the same city at the same time — Los Angeles — and so I met up with him yesterday to discuss his curious place in the industry, the haters who may or may not have shut down his Instagram account three times, and what it’s been like to fuck psychopaths and virgins as he traverses the U.S. of A.

Adam: So how was your Oscar night? What did you do?

Colby: We were in Palm Springs then we drove back and had dinner in in Thai Town. Then we came back and watched a documentary about Ayahuasca.

Have you ever done Ayahuasca?

No. I’m hoping to soon, though. I’m trying to prepare myself for it.

You know you end up pooping in a bucket and vomiting for hours before the trip starts, right?

That’s what I’ve heard. [laughs]

There’s a really great episode of Howard Stern where Robin describes doing it in Peru and Howard is just berating her. It’s so funny. I guess it all depends on the guide and the circumstances that you experience it in. I wouldn’t want to be in a room with 50 guys who were all pooping and vomiting. That would be a hell for me. But I guess there must be some way in which it doesn’t become a hell. 

Well I don’t think it’s a big group so hopefully that will help the situation.

Light pooping and puking. Nice. So you wanted to talk first about censorship stuff, right?

Yeah. That was the other thing that happened to me yesterday. While I was in Palm Springs, my Instagram account got suspended, for the second time. So I opened a new account and it was fine. There was nothing on it that could have been remotely seen as questionable and it sent me a notification wanting me to verify the account with my phone number. I verified and went to look at it an hour later and they deleted the account. The third time they removed it! It’s interesting because Facebook deleted my account last week, and it really does feel targeted. I don’t know if it’s Instagram, specifically the moderators there, or maybe people who are maliciously trying to shut down my account by complaining. Every once in a while I might post a picture that they’ll take off, typically it’s been pictures of me in a scene with a black man. They’ll take the black man off.

Wow, seriously?

I posted this picture of a guy I did a scene with. He’s covering up his penis, it’s not an erotic photo at all. He has a balaclava on, and he’s just laying on a bed. I did two scenes, one with a white guy and one with a black guy. The picture with the white guy wasn’t taken down. Black guy was immediately taken down. So I don’t know, like, who it is, what it is, what’s behind it. Instagram is horrible because they send you this message, saying “You violated our terms, this account is suspended.” And there’s no details. Am I really suspended or is the account deleted? They don’t tell you and there’s absolutely no way to contact them and no accountability. It’s really frustrating because for me that’s really the only way — I mean there’s Twitter — but when I’m on the road, there’s really no other way to effectively communicate with people what’s going on with the project, other than Instagram. I don’t even know what it would have been that would have caused them to suspend the account.

It just sounds like there’s probably some uptight queen who’s repressed or has some deep self-hating hangups about sex and gay sex and probably is a fan of yours in some weird way, and they’re the censor over Instagram, or they’re the people reporting you. 

I read an article in The Advocate, about a photographer who’s dealing with the same thing on Facebook. You know they’re the same company, Facebook and Instagram. He was saying that he had pictures — one of Alex Minsky, the Iraq War vet who’s missing a leg, who became a model. He had a picture of that guy that he took. It’s a beautiful photo, not erotic, but he’s naked and you can see his butt. They took that down immediately. But then ESPN has the same type of photos on their page, but because they pay money to Facebook, their photos were not removed. He actually had people complain to Facebook about the ESPN photos and they got messages back saying they would not remove those photos. Essentially saying, hey they’re paying us money so fuck you. So I don’t know if it’s uptight people complaining or the moderators being hyperactive. Part of me wants to be a little suspicious, but I don’t know for certain that it’s haters. I don’t want to blame people I can’t see. It might be haters. It might not be. I definitely do have people like that, though. You’ll see them pop up writing comments. I don’t understand it because it’s like, if you don’t like what I’m doing or me, why are you following my account?

Well the comments when we posted the BCALLA video last week were insane. “He thinks he’s an artist.” “He’s so pretentious.” “This is the unsexiest porn ever!” And it’s like, A. you don’t get it, and B. why are you so intent on porn stars just fitting into this exact box that you have created, or that has always existed. Like whether or not you’re pretentious or not, why is bad that you’re trying to do stuff that’s arty or different? Even if they don’t like it so what?

Right. Exactly. I think it threatens people because porn stars, we’re really not supposed to be people. We’re these objects that you use to jack off to. It’s threatening to people to insinuate anything other than that. Honestly that’s what part of Colby Does America is about. But there’s payback for that. I think it’s irresponsible of Instagram to play to the lowest common denominator for that. The people who are complaining. But I get a lot of that. It’s really hard too because part of the video with BCALLA, was about that I really loved his work, we came up with the project together, and it’s supposed to be fun, and it’s not porn!

A still, with muppet apron by BCALLA, from Colby Does New York.

It’s a fashion ad! It’s not supposed to be an art film, it’s first and foremost a commercial in a way, but artfully done and silly and sixties and cheeky and bawdy. It’s great!

A lot of people are intimidated by things they don’t know. But honestly, I try really hard not to be pretentious. I really want to include all different types of people. Different voices. Different ways of working. Different styles. I’m really interested in engaging people on whatever level I can. But people get really upset by things that they don’t understand and it makes them feel stupid and they get angry because of that. And there are also people who wish they could do things and aren’t able to and resent people who can. Which is really sad to me, because this project is open to anyone. You don’t have to be that bitter person, you can engage me in a creative way if you choose to. But it’s a lot easier to be negative and mean and try to destroy people.

Everybody on my Facebook feed was gagging over it. There’s so many people who watched it and thought it was brilliant and hot and great and funny and unlike anything before, although it connects a lot to what Homopunk in Europe was about in the early 2000s, and stuff that existed in the 70s — porn with an artistic or weird bent. Look at something like Cafe Flesh, which is a totally insane Fantasia fever dream porn that I don’t think could be arousing in any circumstances, but it’s an amazing piece of work. People have a short memory.

They do. Porn is a big business. I think it’s kind of bland and formulaic for a reason and it doesn’t have to be that. There’s no reason I have to make that. I’m not a company, I’m not there to make money. I wanna have fun with the medium and the job that I’ve participated in for the last ten years of my life. It’s supposed to be fun and playful and creative and weird, if I can make it weird. But there are a lot of professional haters. People who have nothing better to do than be bitter and hate other human beings and try to destroy people. If they complain loudly enough they get what they want.

You mentioned you’ve been in the industry for ten years, and you mentioned professional haters. My perception of you is that you are now the biggest gay porn star in the industry. You’ve been in the industry as a major star for longer than anyone else. You also have the most name recognition, and while there are other people who everyone’s crazy about right now, those people are not going to be in the industry in a year or two. You probably will be.

Or not. [laughs]

Or not. But do you have a concept of yourself as that big of a porn star?

Doing Colby Does America and traveling around the country and realizing how many people recognize my picture, and how most people think I’m fake when they encounter me online, that maybe brought it into focus a little bit. But I really haven’t thought of myself that way. I still think of myself as, and maybe this is me being kind of not realistic, but I still don’t think of myself as being conventional in a lot of ways. I’m not a conventional porn star. I think maybe that’s the reason I’ve been able to stay in the business as long as I have been. I think there’s a lot of people out there who feel that way and identify with me. I think that’s why I’ve been able to have a career as long as I have. That and that a lot of people tell me it looks like I’m actually enjoying sex. And I do. I actually enjoy sex, and they find a lot of appeal in that. But it’s a really difficult business. It’s gone through a lot of changes. I’m really old by porn standards.

But you look better than ever. Your body is really sick now.

But I think there are a lot of people in porn who are threatened by me. I get paid less than when I started in this business. I might be the most recognizable figure, but I get paid a lot less than I did ten years ago. A lot less. Big huge companies, some of the biggest, try to lowball me on my rate. So if I have the greatest name recognition, I don’t think it translates into the things that people think it would for myself. I don’t make a lot of money. I’m very poor actually, compared to most other performers. Most other performers escort. I don’t, so I don’t make a lot of money. I encounter people sometimes who think I’m some rich millionaire. They don’t understand what this business is. There aren’t the kind of rewards that a lot of people might associate with it, personally for me. Really the reward is trying to rethink what sex is and what my job is in terms of an art practice, and that’s why I keep doing it. That’s why it’s really hurtful to me when haters come after me for trying to do something different. This is my life and I’ll do what I fuckin want to do. I try to be really positive and think about it in every kind of ethical way, and work out some of the artistic problems that are there. It’s a very difficult process. I don’t know. It’s a really weird business to be in, particularly for as long as I’ve been in it. You say, I’ll probably be here next year, but I don’t know. I’m really here because two companies in particular have been kind enough to continue to give me work. That’s how I see it. It’s hard to find where my job is empowering, because I don’t think that it actually is. In some ways, the more name recognition that I get, the more people are familiar with me, I think a lot of the more conventional gay men who don’t like what I represent emerge.

I think that’s really at the core of where the hate comes from. 

Yeah. They’re uncomfortable with me. I think they understand what it is that I represent and that makes them really uncomfortable. They can’t help but see it as an indictment against them, which it’s not really meant to be.

I think it would be a generalization to say, oh it’s WeHo or Chelsea queens, or this or that type of person, a physical type. But it’s comparable in the way that people and blogs love to get clicks by saying “Ugh hipsters!” This is hipster this or that. It’s like, you don’t even know what a hipster is! Am I a hipster because I live in Brooklyn and I try to read books and listen to new music and go see and engage with things in the cultural sphere, because I’m a filmmaker? I don’t know. Maybe I am a hipster. I just think I’m an artist. I think what they’re describing is a kind of vapid person who is only addicted to whatever they think is new and unknown or whatever Pitchfork tells them to listen to, and is only interested in trying to prove that they’re cooler than everybody else. There’s a fine line between trying to prove how cool you are and actually liking all these bands or movies or books.

Right. There’s a long history of anti-intellectualism in the United States. Part of that really dovetails with capitalism here. It’s much easier to control and exploit people who are not invested or as intellectually engaged with the world. Things that attempt to make people think about something more threatens that hegemony, that power structure. I think that’s embedded in every kind of business. You don’t want people to be smart, because then you might figure out that you’re taking advantage of them. You need people to be stupid and we’re all kind of raised in this anti-intellectual environment. Any attempt to engage people creatively, there’s a lot of resistance there that you have to work against. Particularly being in the public sphere. A lot of artists only work within the art world. And not that there isn’t a lot of tension there, but you’re kind of all speaking the same language and people respect that process. I’m in a position where I don’t think anyone in the art world necessarily respects what I do, and a lot of regular people don’t either. There are a lot of people in both of those worlds who are uncomfortable with what I’m doing.

A still from Colby Does Maryland.

Right. If you had a gallery show, you would not get Jerry Saltz or Roberta Smith showing up to write a serious review. You might get some of the gay establishment figures. But probably not even Klaus Bisenbach. 

And I’m not saying I deserve that, and I wouldn’t propose that I do, but I do sense that there is  a lot of animosity from both of those worlds. Although less from the art world. But as much as there might be haters out there who want to destroy me, I have a ton of really supportive, amazing, incredible human beings who are helping me. I really have to rely on people all over the country and the world to help. People donated their time and money and energy and helped me build the website and edit videos, and are participating in videos and helping me manage my email accounts. Everything that I do, there are ten people behind me helping me. That’s the really sad thing about this Instagram thing, like, there’s a couple of haters, but for all the haters there’s a lot of really excited people who are engaged by this project and are helping me out. I also want to give them credit and my main way of sharing that — like with the artist who’s photos I shared that got me banned — is through Instagram. That was the main reason I had it.

What’s the status of the Colby Does America project now?

The status of the project now is that I’ve done a little less than 30 states. I’m starting to run out of the money I raised through IndieGoGo. When I released the New York video I got more donations in. I’ll probably be able to get five or ten more states if I can stretch it. It’s difficult. I still don’t have my own vehicle. I have a friend who’s let me borrow his car for months. That’s helped me immensely. Right now I’m staying in LA for a bit. A lot of the videos are in the editing process. I have to rely on a lot of volunteers. People volunteered their editing skills. I’ve sent the footage to a person in the UK and she sends it to the editors. So it really depends when I get stuff released. I don’t have a sense of when that will be. I think several will be released soon. But there’s no deadline. I want people to have the freedom to spend as much or as little time with the footage as they want. I assume that some of them will be very traditional looking pornos. I’m on the road traveling, I don’t always have enough time to find an artist to collaborate with, so sometimes it’s just a person who’s willing to be on camera and sign a release form. I go to their house and we set up cameras and that’s the footage. So a lot of the creativity will actually come from the editors themselves. I don’t know what any of them will look like until I have the footage myself. It’s hard to say if I’ll be able to get all 50 states and Canada. Part of the idea of the project is that it was impossible, or well, it was possible, but it was also with the idea that it might not happen. I really want it to and if I can raise enough money to make it happen I definitely will. But at this point it’s still not clear.

This project is sort of like your version of Robert Frank, right?

The Americans! Yeah! In some ways I think that’s a good analogy.

What are some of the recent experiences you’ve had doing the project?

I just did a project with a friend of mine who’s car I’m borrowing, in Palm Springs. We filmed videos before. He did a little porn, we actually had worked together years ago. He’s a very close friend of mine. We were both suffering through some pretty awful breakups, two guys abandoned us both, and refused to talk to us and bring resolution to the relationships. So he has a farm in Tennessee, and I went there to finish two different projects that I was working on, including the one where I gave away all my belongings. I went back there during the first road trip I did, and we filmed some videos where we we didn’t have sex but got naked and talked about the relationships. Part of my objective with it was to be comfortable enough to cry in front of each other. We did that, we did a couple of other exercises like that. That was the footage we shot for Tennessee, then when I came here we did a few other videos in Palm Springs. One of which, we went for this long hike, then I got naked at the top of the mountain, and he laid these boulders all over my body, until it was starting to crush me, then took them off, one by one and broke them near my head.

Wow. 

It was a trust exercise. Then the next night, we gathered these really beautiful cactuses with pink needles, cut a couple of those off, and I tattooed his butt with this word from a poem, which we had been reading but nobody knew the meaning of and we had to look it up. He didn’t know what I was going to put on his body and I think it ended up being a really excruciating experience for him. Then after that we had sex. I already have a California video from a few months ago, so I’m going to maybe have this edited as the second California video or add it to the Tennessee narrative. Even though it takes place here. That was my most recent experience.

What about the psycho in the midwest you told me about?

That was really interesting. I talked to this kid and asked him if he wanted to do a video, and he said he might, and then he came over and didn’t want to do it. He was a really beautiful guy and the sex was really hot. We fucked three times. In between those sessions, we had this conversation where he revealed to me that he was a psychopath — those were his words, and the way he described his behavior, really does fit the classical definition of the psychopath. It was fascinating and some of the most intense sex I’ve — at least on this leg of the trip. He was beautiful, and he eventually let me take photos of him, but then methodically went through the thousands of photos and deleted any picture that had his face in it, which was a real shame because he was an incredibly handsome man.

Naked in a rainstorm.

Yeah. That’s the way he described himself. He plots out everything that he does. Every facial gesture. Where he looks, how he moves his lips, intentionally. He’s very masculine — at one point he was drinking a beer and poured it all over me and then started fucking me and it was really hot. But he tells me all these things he intentionally plots out. He intentionally lowers the register of his voice so that he can intimidate people. He has all these friends at school who he goes and has drinks with once a week so that he’s part of their group — but he actually hates their guts. It was this profound conversation. Honestly, talking about those haters, the people who are bitchy and manipulative, in some ways he was describing that behavior and being very honest about how he uses it to his advantage. I realized coming away from that experience that it was not just one of the most intense sexual experiences, but one of the most intense intellectual experiences for me on that trip. If I was going to do a video for Ohio, I had to address what happened in that room. I made a video after he left, of the room we fucked in. It seemed to me that he was revealing so much about behavioral pattern that I think is common to a lot of gay men. Unlike most gay men he was being very open and honest to what that behavior entails and how destructive it is and really owning it. I had gone through this relationship where this person was that. I think there was some mental illness problems and a lot of that involves manipulative, destructive behavior and it almost felt like I was talking to an honest version of that partner who was finally revealing the truth to me, and coming to terms with who he is. Even though it wasn’t the same person it very much felt like that. It felt like a groundbreaking moment but also one that wasn’t recoverable or easily conveyable to other people. That was a really intense moment on this trip.

You also took someone’s virginity, right?

Yes. In Louisiana I ended up meeting this really adorable kid who volunteered to lose his virginity to me. Which is also a difficult process because it was a long time ago that I lost my virginity and it’s never what you think it’s going to be. It’s usually — I wouldn’t say a bad experience — but a disappointing one.

Porn is the same way the first time around.

Oh anytime you film porn! And to lose your virginity while you film porn is an especially difficult task, and like you said I’m pretty recognizable and while there are a lot of wonderful human beings supporting me in this project, there are some people who are really mean and nasty and they’re going to say things about this kid when the video is released. I was trying to brace him for that and to make it an enjoyable experience at the same time, which was intense and I don’t think it was enjoyable for him. It really in some ways wasn’t enjoyable for me, because I knew that he wasn’t having a good time. But I knew all those things would happen before we actually started the video and so it was really tricky. Then I felt like, in some ways this is really great, to really show what sex is, you know what I mean? There’s these expectations and oftentimes those expectations aren’t met, and you’re attempting something else and our expectations are never really met. There’s really probably no moment in our sexual history that’s more explicitly that then when we lose our virginity. It was really beautiful to me to in the moment. He had a really hard time — he basically could not get an erection if I was touching him or anywhere near him, which was hard for me because I don’t want to rape this poor kid who just turned 18 years old. I kept trying to tell him, you don’t have to do this, we can stop. He was very persistent. But it was challenging for both of us in that moment. At one point I basically told him, basically “I think you’ve done a really good job, my dick was inside you, we don’t need to do any more. You can just relax and we don’t need to think about even cumming. Let’s just have this experience be what it is, and turn off the cameras and relax a little bit.” Then I realized that was probably a horrible thing to say because he became really insecure about not being able to get me off. At the time I was like, in some ways it was exactly what I expected but not what he expected.

I think so much of what you’re describing is the gay male sexual experience distilled in so many ways. Two people with differing expectations of what the experience will be like — oftentimes informed by porn — and when it goes well they are both surprised and enjoy whatever the other person puts into it, but when it doesn’t go well it’s this painful thing of cognitive dissonance on both sides. 

Right. It’s difficult to be honest in that moment. To say, “Hey you know this maybe isn’t what we both expected so it’s okay to stop it now.”

It seems like you’re being very conscious about what this project is. I don’t get the sense that — and this is a hater comment — that you’re delusional, that you think you’re going to be an artist but you’re just a porn star plain and simple. But nothing about what you’re describing about it sounds delusional or your expectations are wrong. You’re engaging with this in the same way any artist would. Whether or not the end results appeal to people remains to be seen. But they’re not supposed to.

Yeah. And I mean, the thing is, if people don’t think I’m an artist, don’t call me one. You know what I mean? (laughs) You don’t have to think of what I do as art if you don’t think that it is. But it’s important for me to structure what I’m doing as an artistic practice. Like the thing about this video with the virgin, is that I really wanted him to understand that the video won’t resemble a porno in any way. I don’t know if you could watch it and jack off. But I think it was a profound experience for both of us. I think an audience, if they looked at it with that understanding could gain some kind of insight, I hope.  That was my hope in doing it — to reveal what that moment is really like for people. As you said, the cognitive dissonance that happens between people when they have sex and their expectations aren’t quite met. That’s not something that I think traditional porn really affords you the ability to convey. But that’s oftentimes what sex is. I’m really more interested in what the reality of sex is, which is hard to cover. Anytime you turn on the camera, people are going to behave differently than they might otherwise. That’s the classical problem with documentary film.

Which is what things like direct cinema and people like Werner Herzog tried to acknowledge and address, that cinema verité was not what it claimed to be.

I remember several months ago with this particular partner that I was with. He was really excited about doing this project that purported to be something other than porn, that claimed to be capturing real-life sex. I had a problem with that. It was for a website I don’t want to name. We did it together, and because I was in love with him, I really wanted to support him and support this project. He wanted to do this project after he had broken up with me, and I was still in love with him. It felt like this horrible betrayal. I wanted to say to him, this really hurts me because you know I can’t say no to you and this is a site that you’re saying is not porn because somehow what I do in porn is bad and wrong and yet you’re wanting to exploit my love for you in order to make money off a sex video that we would make together. It’s essentially what he did. They were very insistent that it be real sex on film, but I was like, it might be real sex, but it is closer to what happens in porn than what really happens when a camera isn’t present. When I said that he would get so angry at me. But you have to consider the camera. The behaviors when a camera is on is different. It’s a type of reality that involves a camera.

Do you give any thought to how you’re going to survive after this project is done? What do you want to do afterwards?

My main objective has always been to be able to give myself enough money and time to be able to continue to practice art in some capacity. Whatever that might be, and what I realized is that the only way I was going to successfully be able to do that was to incorporate what I do professionally. To fold it into my practice and address it head on. Can I be an artist who’s a porn star and not address sex and porn? I don’t know if that would be honest, really. So this project is a part of that. I would like to continue making work that kind of speaks to the present moment that I have to experience as a person. So it’s hard to say. I don’t know. I’ve never been one to really plan my future out, because when I have done that, things have never happened the way that I thought they would. I really want to be open to whatever kind of experiences come my way. I found that it’s not productive for me to think in terms of a future but to think instead about how I can best understand the present. I don’t know how long this project will take. It could end tomorrow, or it could last for a couple of years. Hopefully I can still make money somehow. I’d like to continue to make money in this business if I can. Porn has been good to me in that respect. It doesn’t give me a lot of money, but it has given me a lot of free time to think about my art and that’s something I really appreciate. Finding another job like that, if I have to, might be a little challenging. There’s no easy answer there. The other thing is I’ve been a porn star for 10 years, and a pretty recognizable one, so what would I be able to do, you know what I mean? To make money. That’s not exactly clear.

One last question, I remember the picture of you from Scum Bag Fag Mag, where you have no beard and short hair. Remember that? And I thought you were so hot, and I mean, you’re really hot now and your body’s really great, but will you ever go back to non-beardy-ness?

I mean, every time I shoot with CockyBoys, they pretty much ask me to shave my beard off.

You look so cute without a beard!

It’s funny you say that because I did this video today which I wasn’t expecting to do, with this kid, who has this beautiful, giant, gorgeous dick, and I was sucking him off in his car, and videoing it and I looked at the video and was like, “Oh man, I need to shave,” because it does not look hot. It was just like this bird’s nest swallowing his dick. I think it would behoove me to trim up a little bit and shave every once in a while.

That’s just the Jewish mother in me. 

Ha. It’s funny I think there are camps. There are people who definitely don’t want me to shave, and then there are people who hate the beard and want me to shave. I try to give both when I can. I have very sensitive skin and sometimes when I shave I break out really bad. That’s really the reason why I have a beard. Also because it’s fun to play with. It doesn’t always look the best on me. I will admit that. [laughs]

___________________________
Adam Baran is a filmmaker, blogger, former online editor of Butt Magazine and co-curator of Queer/Art/Film. His short film JACKPOT, about a porn-hunting gay teen, won Best Short Film at the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, and was recently featured on The Huffington Post, Queerty, and Towleroad, among others. He is a features programmer at Outfest Los Angeles LGBT Film Festival and NewFest in New York. In his spare time, he complains about things to his friends. “Fisting for Compliments”, his weekly musings about the intersection of sex, art, porn, and history, will appear every Monday on TheSword. You can contact him at Adam@TheSword.com and follow him on Twitter at @ABaran999. Check out his previous columns in the Fisting For Compliments Archive.

The post Colby Keller Talks About Fucking Psychopaths, His Cross-Country Project, and Being An Unconventional Porn Star appeared first on The Sword.

A new scene out on Men.com, bizarrely, features Rupaul’s Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio as two characters, in drag, one of whom appears to get her dick sucked by Colby.

The whole premise makes pretty much zero sense — and how many of you out there like drag queens in your porn?! Anyone? Anyone?!

Colby and Connor are a couple or something, sitting around eating oatmeal and being bored, and then Bianca shows up as like a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, coming up with ideas for things for the boys to do? And there’s a midget “snowman” involved in one of them. And Chris Harder is in another quick segment as a stripper. And there’s a split-screen effect where Colby is “sucking Bianca’s dick” through a curtain (looks like Connor’s). Even Colby looks embarrassed to be involved, and that’s saying a lot.

But then somehow this just turns into Colby and Connor flip-fucking, which would be a hot pairing if it didn’t involve Bianca.

The scene’s called Look What The Boys Dragged In, and it premiered on April 11. [Update: It’s now live]

[Men.com: Look What the Boys Dragged In]

The post [Updated] Bianca Del Rio And A Midget Featured In New Men.Com Scene With Colby Keller and Connor Maguire appeared first on The Sword.

It’s time again to check in at The Sword’s Department of Statistical Clicking to see which gay porn stars got the most jerkoff-worthy clicks in the last month. Drumroll…

This list was compiled from NakedSword usage stats, therefore it only reflects models whose work appears on NakedSword (that is virtually everyone, but…), and it will be weighted, as always, toward models who were in recently released scenes.

But it’s been a while since I’ve done a month’s tally, and in these last few months we can see that perennial favorites like Connor Maguire and Christian Wilde have been knocked down a few pegs by newcomers like Sebastian Kross and Bray Love. Adam Ramzi has risen up in the ranks over the last year, and Tommy Defendi and Boomer Banks hold steady too, and Colby Keller just barely makes the top ten after Darius Ferdynand, beating out Ryan Rose by just a half-dozen clicks.

And we have a newcomer to this list at number one, though it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise…

Below, the current ranking — and this is not to be confused with the more global popularity ranking I compiled a bit ago, however it will affect that ranking when it’s updated.

10. Colby Keller

9. Darius Ferdynand

8. Boomer Banks

7. Tommy Defendi

6. Killian James

5. Bray Love

4. Christian Wilde

3. Adam Ramzi

2. Sebastian Kross

1. Brent Corrigan

The post Here Are the Top 10 Most-Watched Porn Stars of May appeared first on The Sword.

As porn star Colby Keller continues his sex tour of all 50 states, today we get his latest shoot in New Mexico in which he has sex, both in a motel room and on a sandy embankment, with a cute guy named Benno Bonhomme.

The latest scene from Colby Does America is, like some of the others, arty, and was edited (and partly shot?) by Hugo Horta. As Hugo writes, ” I wanted to tell a story, a story of Colby or anyone discovering this beautiful state and along the way having some fun. Sex between two men can be sensual, sexy and beautiful. The story presented could be Colby with anyone, hence the out-of-focus images. Sex with intimacy could be more fun and fulfilling than just the act of sex and at times during those precious moments, we connect on different levels with the other person.”

Then he gets a little grand about the whole thing: “Intimacy comes when the mind is set free to enjoy the present moment, letting go of inhibitions and traits that society has inflicted on us. More than pornography, I saw the footage as a liberation of sex between men.”

Colby doesn’t offer any explanation about the barebacking, and other installments of the series appear to have involved condoms so far — I especially like the goofy editing and soundtrack that was added to the Massachusetts segment, a four-way that was shot with a couple and some other guy, with condoms, edited by Matthew Meanswell. (It’s set to the old-timey “Those Wedding Bells Are Breaking Up That Old Gang of Mine.”)

But, indeed, this does look hotter and more intimate than the other parts in the series so far, and the dramatic backdrops help.

But before we get to the video, I just wanted to ask about this odd tweet the other day. Colby asks fans to help “fuel the adventure” via PayPal on the ColbyDoesAmerica site, and then the other day he seems to have had a direct “fueling” by Chipotle itself, in exchange for some Twitter love? Does he have some kind of free burrito sponsorship deal here? Do they know he’s a porn star?

Anyway, more on that later as we get clarification…

In other news, it looks like Colby’s been back in New York this past week shooting with CockyBoys again, so you’ll be seeing him doing regular porn again soon.

Here’s the Colby Does New Mexico segment, with a smidgen of bareback sex.

[Colby Does America: New Mexico]

The post Colby Keller Shoots Artful Bareback Scene In New Mexico Desert; Is He Being Sponsored By Chipotle? appeared first on The Sword.

The newest NakedSword Original is about to make one of Adam Ramzi’s sex dreams come true. But which one?

 
Porn stars are people too.

They even fantasize about other porn stars.

Just like the rest of us.

Bravo Delta will have to wait for the sequel. But as for the Colby Keller portion of the fantasy, mr. Pam is already at work. And so are Colby and Adam, on each other, for NakedSword Originals.

Colby Keller has taken full frontal mainstream as the face of Vivienne Westwood’s Spring/Summer 2016 campaign. He also just rocked New York Fashion Week.

No wonder Adam Ramzi had designs on him. Doesn’t everybody?

Adam Ramzi just gets sexier by the day.

The man doesn’t have a bad angle. Just a wicked curve.

It was a very busy day on and off the set. There was more than filming going on …

Jonathan chimed in with a question. And a statement. “I’m Colby’s ultimate, mega-fan!” He begged for an autograph.

Adam wasn’t the only one to have a dream come true. When Jonathan saw this picture, he lost it. Just wait until he receives the, errr, hard copy.

As for the rest of us, we’ll have to wait until March for this movie to be released. But for some releasing in the short term, may I suggest Adam Ramzi and his scene from NakedSword Originals’ “Fame Game” with Leon Fox.

“Leon has a very intense connection to his own sexuality,” Adam told The Sword. “So when we were filming there were a few times that I tapped into that myself, and it brought out a dominant side in me that was so fucking hot. And seeing his reaction to that …”

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Leon Fox in “Fame Game,” Ep. 1]

Previously:
For Thanksgiving, Here’s the Inevitable Orgy Scene From the Colby Keller ‘Cult’ Series

Rites of Ass-age: Adam Ramzi Talks About When Porn Shoots Go Wrong

 
 
[Explore the Adam Ramzi and the Colby Keller Theaters at NakedSword]

The post Colby Keller & Adam Ramzi for NakedSword Originals: On Set Exclusives appeared first on The Sword.

If you never had a burning desire to attend “Burning Man,” this might change your mind …

You will not find some people some lining their hometown streets for a Labor Day weekend parade.

They will be in the desert. Naked, stoned, and quite possibly, lubed.

Burning Man has been described as, “The annual festival of freedom, expression, drugs and sunburns is like Mecca to those who regularly attend, and among the 60,000 odd revelers are (unsurprisingly) tons of gays.”

I think I may have discovered a couple of reasons for “the tons of gays …”

One would be Colby Keller …

 
… and this might be the other.

Camp Gymnasium organized naked oil wrestling at Burning Man this year – our first time as a theme camp and two successful events! For many, it was the first experience of public nudity, and what a way to try it! Wrestling is very engaging, as it has strong physical and social aspects, only enhanced by nudity. We used sumo rules, which are the easiest to follow from all wrestling types, and added some Greekness to it with olive oil (and nudity), as a reference to the authentic Olympics.

But if you have another ideal way for the winners to celebrate their victory, they’ve been “wrestling” over at NakedKombat for years …

For example, this tag team match with Jessie Colter and DJ vs Eli Hunter and Micah Brandt

Live in front of a rowdy audience, Eli Hunter and Micah Brandt take on DJ and Jessie Colter in a vengeance match to reclaim their glory. Both teams are feeling cocky and ready to fight and fuck their way to victory. In a set of three explosive rounds, these studs duke it out, toe to toe, cock to cock. They pull every hold out the book and every dirty trick out of their horny minds. With a last second injury to one of our kombatants, the losing teammate is left to face the sex round all on his own. He hungrily submits to his competitor’s dicks as the crowd roars before he’s showered in cum!

Go to Naked Kombat »

 
(h/t ActiveNaturalists)

 
Previously:

Christian Wilde Gives Scott Harbor Some Slave Training, and Mitch Vaughn Wrestles and Tortures Ivan Gregory, for Kink.com

 
[Visit NakedKombat]

[Test your boundaries at the Kink Man Theater at NakedSword]

The post The Burning Question: Wanna Wrestle? appeared first on The Sword.

Colby Keller takes a break from doing America to get done by Jimmy Durano.

Colby Keller has been everywhere lately. He was just in Las Vegas filming for NakedSword Originals. He let it all hang out for Vivienne Westwood in the UK.

Where he hasn’t been yet this year is on Men.com. That changes today with Make ME an Offer Part 1 with Jimmy Durano. From the onset, it’s a change for the better.

Colby’s uncle left him an oasis in Palm Springs. Jimmy Durano is the estate lawyer. Between the two of them, they have plenty of fine real estate. Since it’s Jimmy, we know there is no “rock, paper, scissors” to see who is getting fucked. But the fucking we’re seeing more than makes up for it.

 

Colby doesn’t neglect the skin of Jimmy’s fat, uncut beauty. Nor does the camera neglect one of my favorite sites. How hot Jimmy Durano looks with a cock in his mouth. When it’s Colby’s cock, all the more so.

Watching Jimmy fuck donkey dicked Jack Hunter last week for Hot House was like taking an online class in Power Topping 101. Class is in session again today.

Before Jimmy is done tapping that ass, Colby is covered, c-o-v-e-r-e-d, in jizz. Until he licks his own load up to make room for Jimmy’s.

[Watch Colby Keller get fucked by Jimmy Durano in Make ME An Offer Part 1]

 
Men.com Adds:

 
Colby Keller has fallen on hard times but things quickly turn around when he inherits some fancy new digs in Palm Springs. When Jimmy Durano comes by to have Colby sign some papers, Colby lets him have a piece of his newly rich ass.
[Watch their Full Scene]

 
Previously:

Here’s the Orgy Finale Scene From the Colby Keller ‘Cult’ Series

 
 
[See all of Jimmy’s and Colby’s scenes at Men.com]
[Watch the best gay porn movies from Jimmy Durano and Colby Keller at NakedSword]

The post Get a Load of Colby Keller appeared first on The Sword.

Monday was a snooze. Yesterday there was cooze. But today, Colby Keller and Bennett Anthony will make you ooze.

Colby Keller is a joy to watch. Last week it was a joy to watch the pleasure he received taking Jimmy Durano’s bloated bone. Today he reminds us just how well he can dish it out too with Bennett Anthony in Make Me An Offer Part 2 for Men.com. No dissing here, this is a hot scene.

If Bennett Anthony always looked like this, he would have beat out Connor Maguire, Seth Fornea, and JP Dubois in our “Hottest Ginger in Gay Porn” poll. But today, it’s about how he and Colby look together. And the desire in how they look at each other. And the call to action that inspires.

The consensus at The Sword is that Bennett makes a better bottom than top. That means there will be a lot of smiling faces and hard dicks here today. There should be. Bennett’s cock and the full complement of rusty pubes make a tasty snack for Colby first. But just watch when it’s Bennett’s turn to worship Colby’s cock.

First with his mouth …

 

… and then with his ass. This is a near perfect union of flesh today, guys.

[Watch Bennett Anthony and Colby Keller in Make Me An Offer Part 2]

The post Colby Keller Makes This Ginger Snap appeared first on The Sword.

We saw it last Wednesday. We saw it the Wednesday before. Colby Keller is at the top of his game. Today, he’s on top of Casey More.

The Men.com series Make Me An Offer is a gift that keeps on giving. With the arrival of Casey More today, it’s like Christmas. But most Christmases only get this white in wet dreams.

Colby Keller is a beautiful man from the inside out. That increases his sexiness into the stratosphere. Casey More has been on my radar since he showed up looking so jacked for Sebastian Kross in “Cruising for Ass” last spring. He looks even hotter today.

 
See what Casey is doing with his mouth. It’s not your imagaination. Colby’s dick looks huge.

 
After a royal rimming and a dildo plunge, Casey’s prime ass was primed for the real thing. So was Colby’s cock.

 
Caser More doesn’t get enough screen time. The last time we saw him was in the Men.com and NakedSword Originals’ co-production of “Biggest Catch.” During the filming of it, Casey and Killian James were in that infamous drama-filled shoot where some religious wing nut pulled the plug on their location just before the money shot.

They were able to find a new spot and Casey delivered the jizz. As for what he delivered all over Colby today, it’s as much a snow storm as a cum shot.

[Watch Colby Keller and Casey More in Make Me An Offer Part 3]

The post Casey Makes Colby More Better appeared first on The Sword.

Experiencing Colby Keller is a dream of many men. For Adam Ramzi, that dream comes true today.

Porn stars dream about other porn stars too. The one they seem to dream about most is Colby Keller. NakedSword Originals first turned Tommy Defendi’s fantasy into a reality in “Dream Team.” Today, it’s Adam Ramzi who has The Colby Keller Experience.

“He fucked the living hell out of me is what happened.” ~Adam Ramzi

When we first looked at the exclusive pictures of Colby and Adam taken on the set, the explosive chemistry between them foreshadowed the explosive reality we’ll see in their opening scene of “Fuck Me I’m Famous,” premiering later today on NakedSword.

Enjoy your day. Meet me back here later and we’ll unpack the scene. Colby Keller, Adam Ramzi, and “Fuck Me I’m Famous,” will guarantee you’ll enjoy your night.

The post The Colby Keller Experience: Adam Ramzi Edition appeared first on The Sword.

You know you’ve reached rockstar status when your pickup line is “Fuck Me I’m Famous.”

Anyone can post a Vine and become an internet sensation for fifteen minutes. Translating that into real-world fame is another matter. “Fuck Me I’m Famous,” the latest from NakedSword Originals, takes us into the sex lives of that rare breed of cross-over porn stars that even the mainstream can’t resist.

NakedSword exclusive Mickey Taylor is climbing the music charts.

NakedSword exclusive Bray Love and NakedSwordsman Adam Ramzi are social media savants with more followers than Moses.

Add a “little” JJ Knight and Jack Hunter because even famous porn stars like huge cocks too.

Wesley Woods is making them laugh on the improv circuit.

Colby Keller takes full frontal to the masses for designer Vivienne Westwood.

“Fuck Me I’m Famous” is what happens when all of that talent is unleashed. On each other.

[Watch “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

In case you missed the sneak peek earlier today …

… Adam Ramzi has The Colby Keller Experience in the first scene of “Fuck Me I’m Famous” that we unpacked right here. Bring some tissues.

The post “Fuck Me I’m Famous” Now Playing from NakedSword Originals appeared first on The Sword.

From the size of the loads they shoot in this first scene from “Fuck Me I’m Famous,” Colby Keller and Adam Ramzi should have been paired up long, long ago.

Like Topher Dimaggio was NakedSword exclusive Bray Love’s fantasy screen partner in “Fame Game,” today Colby Keller makes Adam Ramzi’s co-star dreams become a reality. NakedSword Original’s crafted a storyline to fuel the release of this pent up passion. The best sex of all: the make-up variety after a lover’s spat.

 
It would almost be worth picking a fight with Colby Keller seeing his way of making up includes flowers and fucking. Playing a couple gave Adam and Colby the mindset to physically recreate the kind of intimacy fueled by the chemistry of lovers whose attraction has both grown over time and becomes sexually intensified by emotion.

 
Backs are arched, toes are curled, dicks are hard and precumming.

 
From the seamless synchronicity of making love to seriously pounding some butt, Colby’s dick is buried in Adam for more than half the scene. Colby’s nuanced aggression tamed Adam into a willing and accomodating hole.

 
Leading up to a facial that stakes it claim of inclusion among epic cumshots. The bodies of work of both Colby Keller and Adam Ramzi represent some of gay porn’s hottest moments. Those now include these moments when their bodies finally intersected.

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Colby Keller in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

The post Adam to Colby, “Cum Together, Right Now, Over Me” appeared first on The Sword.

We already know what he does on screen. The hashtag #AskColby allowed us to discover how Colby Keller lives the rest of his life is just as sexy.

While Colby Keller was on set with Adam Ramzi for their scene in “Fuck Me I’m Famous,” #AskColby was permeating Facebook and Twitter. We like how he looks. We like what he does. But we wanted to know more about what was happening in the rest of his life. So did you.

 
One thing that piqued everyone’s interest…

… was how Colby Keller came to be the full frontal face of avant-garde designer Vivienne Westwood’s Spring/Summer 2016 campaign, Mirror the World, and is there more in store? Wait until you hear how big Colby’s feet are and what they had to do to get those boots to fit.

The more you know about Colby Keller, the sexier he gets until social intercourse alone will not suffice. For the other variety, check out all of Colby’s scenes at NakedSword, including his latest from “Fuck Me I’m Famous.”

See you all tomorrow for the second scene from “Fuck Me I’m Famous.” Until then, have a “Colby” day!

The post #AskColby’s Sexy and Surprising Answers appeared first on The Sword.

NakedSword exclusive Mickey Taylor locked Wesley Woods in the hotel hallway buck naked. The only he was getting back into the room was if Mickey got into him. And he did.

First, Colby Keller said “Fuck Me I’m Famous” to Adam Ramzi. NakedSword exclusive Bray Love said the same to JJ Knight. Mickey Taylor already dropped the line to Jack Hunter.

Today it’s Wesley Woods he says it to. With a caveat: it’s not just “Fuck Me I’m Famous”, it’s fuck me because when I’m done, “I’ll leave you breathless.” And he did.

Even though Wesley Woods is the comedian, today it was Mickey Taylor playing the jokes. Until they got in bed. Then it was serious business.

It’s easy to see why Mickey earned his seven Grabby and nine Prowler nominations. Wesley needs to make space on his trophy shelf next year just for his “hand-over-hand-over-mouth” dick sucking technique.

Mickey was in total control today. Wesley didn’t “ride” him. He “drove” Wesley.

Total control and a total speed demon. No Photoshop tricks speeding things up here. Mickey nailed Wesley’s ass like he was the Fuck-a-gizer bunny on steroids.

With his songs rising up the charts on top of one hot scene after another, Mickey Taylor’s fame will last a lot more than “15 minutes.” That phrase is more applicable to the duration of his cumshot in today’s “Fuck Me I’m Famous” finale.

[Watch Mickey Taylor & Wesley Woods in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” scene four]

The post Mickey Taylor Goes Deep Into Wesley’s Woods appeared first on The Sword.

Usually nudity in an early step towards porn. For Colby Keller, gay porn has once again led back to nudity.

Porn stars no stranger to the catwalks. The penis has been showing up on runways for a couple of years now. Lately, the porn star is making its mark in mainstream fashion. We saw that with Ginger G-d Seth Fornea and his buck naked shoot for Venefield8. Today it’s the man who really started it all in January of this year, Colby Keller.

Colby Keller and British designer Vivienne Westwood were brought together by a mutual concern for the environment. In the fashion world, that resulted in Colby Keller going full frontal in Mirror the World, Westwood’s ad campaign for Spring/Summer 2016.

Colby just published on his Twitter some new shoots done for the biannual British men’s fashion magazine Arena Homme. You can think fo Arena Homme as a cross between Paper and Andy Warhol’s Interview edited by someone who was a Robert Mapplethorpe protege.

While there’s nothing pornographic about these images, the penis still has some shock value outside a porn to the general public. Which means they’d really faint if they saw Colby Keller with Adam Ramzi in the opener for “Fuck Me I’m Famous”.

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Colby Keller in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

The post Is Colby Keller Taking Cock Mainstream? appeared first on The Sword.

Colby Keller, Brenner Bolton, Paul Cannon Mike De Marko, Landon Mycles, and Paddy O’Brian are the XXXMen.

As “X-Men: Apocalypse” hit the theaters next Thursday, at the stroke of midnight, “XXXMEN – A Gay Porn Parody” will go live. We’ll be learning who else Men.com has cast in it over the next few days.

But this already has two big things going for it: Alter Sin is directing and Colby Keller is the star.

[UPDATED May 24]
Today Men.com released the “X-MEN XXX Porn Parody” group photo …

Does that mean a big group scene for the finale? We’ll have some idea Friday, May 27th at midnight!

[UPDATED May 22]
It would only be fitting for a polarizing figure to play Magneto …
How ever you feel about Paddy O’Brian, few sites are as hot as this man “polarizing” another.

[UPDATED May 21]
Does Colossus turn into the Colosseum when he’s got a dick in his ass?
Since it’s Landon Mycles, we’ll know soon.

[UPDATED May 20]
It takes a hot man to play the Iceman and Men.com found him:

Who else will be joining Mike De Marko? Watch this blog!

[UPDATED May 19]
Paul Canon as Pyro. Perfect casting.

Will this be the role that finally stomps out the fires he set in his past?

 
[UPDATED May 18]
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Men.com has unveiled the Cyclops, or as we call him around here, Brenner Bolton.

By putting Colby Keller in the lead, we’re already ahead. Adam Ramzi is far from the only man with a rich fantasy life starring Colby Keller. Only for Adam, that fantasy became a reality in “Fuck Me I’m Famous”

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Colby Keller in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

 
With “Gay of Thrones”, “Apocalypse”, and “Star Wars”, Men.com parodies have been hot and not. Then they hit their stride with “Batman V Superman” this spring. Was that a “one hot” wonder, or can they deliver again? The ingredients are there. If they follow suit, no pun intended, as they did with “Batman V Superman” by paying equal attention to the fucking and not just the story, they will be giving us a jump start on a hot summer.

As if additional reasons to be more excited about anything Colby Keller were necessary, here’s a big one.

He flipped with donkey-dicked Falcon Studios Group exclusive JJ Knight last week in “From Another Time” so we already know he can be a real animal …

[Watch Colby Keller & JJ Knight in “From Another Time”]

 
 
Who else will be in Wolverine? Will it live up to the hype or jump the shark?

Watch this blog!

The post Meet The XXXMEN appeared first on The Sword.

Over the past week, we have met the men of Men.com’s “X-Men – a XXX Porn Parody”. Today they’ve released the hardcore trailer and we know something else: Paddy O’Brian gets gangbanged in the finale.

Colby Keller, Brenner Bolton, Paul Cannon Mike De Marko, Landon Mycles, and Paddy O’Brian are the XXXMen.

Like “Star Wars”, “Batman V Superman”, and “Gay of Thrones”, X-Men is shot in letterbox format and directed by Alter Sin. Also like the previous parodies, there’s been plenty of bashing going on already. A parody, after all, by definition is a “deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.”

If you are looking for a faithful adaptation, yes, you are bound to be disappointed if you view them with your “ComicCon” hat on.

Looking at them as a porn fan first, at the least it’s not another “fucking my brother-in-law while my sister does my laundry” scenario.

For Paddy O’Brian fans, it’s been awhile since he got his ass fucked and even longer since he was gangbanged.

However, Connor Maguire remains the sole chosen one to get his dicked sucked by Paddy.

Watching Paddy chow down on a cock again wouldn’t really be a parody …

… that would be a miracle.

“X-Men – A XXX Porn Parody” premieres at midnight this Friday, May 27th

[Watch the full series at Men.com]

The post All Aboard The Paddy Wagon appeared first on The Sword.

Whether you love to hate it or hate to love it, “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” is here.

Along with “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody” comes GaySuperHero.com, the new home for this series as well as Batman V. Superman, Gay of Thrones, Star Wars, and Apocalypse.

As we’ve seen from unveiling the cast and releasing the hardcore trailer where Paddy O’Brian gets gangbanged in the finale, Men.com knows how to roll out a series. When Part One goes live at midnight tonight, we’ll find what this is a parody of — the movie — or gay porn.

Some plusses. Playing Wolverine and Cyclops are two of best in the business: Colby Keller and Brenner Bolton. Combine that with Alter Sin’s direction and there’s potential for the most important element: putting more emphasis on the actual sex than the actual story.

Speaking of stories, as they did with Batman V Superman, they’ve generated a big boy’s comic strip version as well …

But, in true Men.com style, Wolverine and Cyclops are playing straight even when the title includes the word “XXX Gay Porn Parody”. Men.com, a parody is by nature, a spoof. Liberties will be taken and this is one you should have. But as for the XXX part of the title, we have our first look:

You’d have to be more than superhuman to resist Brenner Bolton’s ass – you’d have to be dead.

Fortunately, Colby Keller is very much alive to suck on Brenner’s nips as Brenner rides him helicopter style.

The other thing we know from the previews, Brenner gets a face full from Colby at the end. I sure hope his visor is jizz proof. Does cum in the eye burn just as bad when you only have one? Will “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” just suck — or manage to suck the cum out of you too? We’ll know at midnight. Watcch this blog!

[Watch Brenner Bolton and Colby Keller in “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody Part 1”]

The post “And Bursting His Superhuman Semen All Over … “ appeared first on The Sword.

Dripping or Sipping? Cum-hungry minds want to know.

CockYourVote: Creampie or Facial? If you want to get technical about it, a creampie is an internal cumshot followed by load drippage out of the hole.

But since intra-body GoPro’s aren’t yet available and we want to see the what goes in before it cums out again, the modern gay adjusted creampie usually features an at least partially visible cum pelting before the top uses his pole to push that cream from the outside to the inside.

Think of the pre-pie creaming of Gabriel Cross by Jonah Marx in Gabriel’s bare debut for NextDoorRaw.

This pre & post pie creaming is courtesy of those jizz-loving rascals at SketchySex.

Extra-credit goes to Sean Cody for that time when Lane had a seat on Jess’ dick for round two with the cum from round one still dripping out of Lane’s ass.

 
Cum in the eyes burns like hell. That’s why they are called facials and not eye-jobs. But when the top is cocked and ready and the bottom has the thirst that must be quenched, anything above the neck is repurposed for target practice.

As Colby Keller demonstrates with Adam Ramzi in “Fuck Me I’m Famous”, some facials are more epic than others.

Or as Diesel Washington and Tyler Rush showed us, the facial can also double as an oral DNA test.

Then at BelAmi, angelic Jerome Exupery and those the those walking sperm factories, Helmet Huxley and Hoyt Kogan, made the case that two facials are better than one.

 
You have “scene” the evidence. It’s made to make your verdict:

The post CockYourVote: Creampie or Facial? appeared first on The Sword.

Can #SpunkForHillary be far behind?

“Join me and let’s start a movement!” Eric posted on his Facebook page. “It takes a real man to vote to empower women! Are you for Hillary Clinton too? Take a pic and show your support. Don’t forget to # it ‘#HunksForHillary‘”

If a picture is worth a thousand words, is this picture of fitness model Eric Turner worth a thousand votes? A Thousand loads? Or both?

First, there was “I’d Bottom For Hillary”

Launched by Adam Ramzi back in April of 2015.

 
And then there were the woefully misguided #TwinksForTrump

Who finally proved how carb deprovation impeded cognative brain function.

 
And now the grown-ups, led by Eric Turner, with #HunksForHillary

And Eric already has company …

Even the bros are fans …

Mama Lion has a lot of fans within our community. Be interesting to see the if anyone is as hunky as Eric Turner.

Perhaps we’ll see a tweet from Adam Ramzi soon. And although he never actually “bottomed for Hillary” …

He did bottom for Colby Keller.

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Colby Keller in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

 
Can #SpunkForHillary be far behind?

The post Move Over #TwinksForTrump. The Real Men Have Arrived. appeared first on The Sword.